Expletives Undeleted
Mother fucker.
Mother fucker
Fiddlesticks,
Fiddlesticks
Gosh, darn, golly, gee
Caught his thumb
In an old car door
And went sailing out to sea
Motherfucker
Motherfucker
Shit fire
Shit fire
My heck, holy crap
Stubbed his toe
On a jagged rock
And felt like such a sap
The mothers came a-running
The fiddlers kept a-fiddling
And every time some hurt arose
The expletives kept a-dribbling
His words a sort of code you see
When nothing else will do
Forgive him mothers everywhere
He doesn’t have a clue.
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