Saturday, August 09, 2008

Dear Mrs. Edwards, Mrs. Clinton, et al

Dear Mrs. Edwards, Mrs. Clinton, et al

Trysts of politicians
Like those of day laborers
Are testosterone-driven
Not a betrayal of constituents
But raging libidos gone awry
Pheromones prancing like ponies
Easily enticing alter egos
Eager to ejaculate erratically
And deny ever having sex with
"That Woman".

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