Cowboy Up Pard!
Ride’ em cowboy! Get’ er done!
You’ll have to ride the meanest one.
An ornery, stubborn cussed bull-
Get ready, yer hands gonna be full
Ride’ em cowboy! Get’ er done!
You’ll love this mean son-of-a-gun.
He’ll snort, jump, twist and turn,
Jerk yer hands until they burn
He’ll shake yer ass from side to side,
Let you, feel his wild ride
Then he’ll turn the other way
Toss his horns, as if to say:
Eight seconds longer than a day
Yer rump won’t stay upon my hump,
Better cowboy up old chump.
Ride’ em cowboy. Get’ er done!
Eight seconds more until you’ve won!
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